Ask Dr. Steinman

Greetings. I suppose you've come to ask about what kind of surgical procedure would best improve your features, eh? ... no? Oh, fine. Ask away, then.

[[ Questions can be directed at Steinman or Grossman, since they're really just the same model... owo ]]

rangerrp-deactivated20120215 asked: Yes well, where I come from there tends to be more then one form of currency.

… I see. Well, all I require is cash. If that won’t be possible, then I suggest you find a way to scrounge up a bit.

rangerrp-deactivated20120215 asked: Im blind in my right eye. Ban you help?

I’d be happy to help you, good sir… assuming you can pay, of course. 

Lady-Smith:

askthehoudinisplicer:

  • [[I can see then quite nicely. o n o They’re a good size.]]

((Phew that’s good! I’ve been a little worried that they’re to small or something c’: ))

[[ I can second her statement. They’re the perfect size. Trust me; I know all about perfection. ]]

Anonymous asked: Why is your imaginary lady-friend so important to you?

What do you mean, why is she so important? Aphrodite is the epitome of beauty, which is what everyone longs for! Everyone wants to be aesthetically pleasing; I merely give the people what they want… and my goddess guides me in that process. She is the master, and I am merely the puppet that shapes the clay…


It’s the result of a surgery that I, admittedly, botched. My goddess instructed me to operate on myself, and I complied. Needless to say, the end result wasn’t what either of us hoped to achieve.

Oh dear…

It seems my Ask box has gone dry and barren like Tenenbaum after Fontaine died.

That being said, the admin is here to politely request that my followers send in a question or two, so I’m not just sitting around on my ass playing New Vegas all day on my day off.

Thank you, and have a good day.~

- The Admin

immacrazygamer asked: Hey Doc, I got my leg all burnt up using Incinerate!. Can you help me out?


As long as you can pay, I’d be more than happy to help…

Anonymous asked: If you could sing any song from any musical, what would it be?



[[ ‘Legal Assassin’ from REPO! the Genetic Opera.
If you’re not familiar with the song, you can listen to it here.
I’m the monster, I’m the villain…
What perfection! What precision~! ]]